Educate America For Peanuts! Smart Phones and Schools

Give a school dropout a smart phone and watch the dude figure the thing out in no time at all. They send text messages, watch football games, and God knows what else. Could it be that the anti-school dudes are smarter than we think and don't give a hoot about Algebra? Or are they bored with the so called educational process?
If they will work at mastering things on smart phones, give them one and put Algebra, Chemistry, Trig., rules of English, and other subjects on the electronics gadget. Have them complete the problem of the day before they can talk to their sweetie. Place a young lady in the gadget like the ones in the GPS. The girl in my GPS often tells me to pay attention "Dummy." Don't go near a school building. Make the smart phone competitive. School is fun where you hang out. Close all public schools . No more school lunches, busses, books, schools- period.
Introduce a computer programmer to a scientist. Educate America for peanuts. Subsidize home schooling with the smart phone. The system should work great for Vo-Tech.