Make October Politics Free

Ok, everybody. It's time to relax. Let's talk about college football and hunting seasons. The World Series is coming soon. We've wasted way too much time talking about POLITICS! Really? What is a woman? Who identifies with whom these days? Why does the White House need a new ballroom? Is it AI (artificial intelligence) or SI (super intelligence)? Xi and Trump agreed it should be SI. It's settled.

October is the natural month that gives us permission to talk about anything but politics. The election is not until November. Chill! Who is going to make any difference in issues between now and election day? Nobody. We're tired. Just give us a break. Sure, gas prices are high! So are beef prices. What is anyone going to do about high prices between now and November?

Besides, November has Thanksgiving! Quit your beefing! It won't solve anything. It'll be Christmas soon enough. Who cares whether Democrats are blocking legislation that would help the middle-class next year? "Next year" never comes in politics! Neither do weeks or months. And, for that matter, how long has it been since anyone has been "held accountable" for fraud, or rigging elections, or lying to the American people?

For Pete's sake, stop rioting to "free" Palestine! There is no Palestine. Let's give the world the month of October as our gift to get over it! Y'all over there on your side of the earth work out your squabbles amongst yourselves. There's not a college student in America who even knows where you are or what issues you have with those around you.

Think about it. What could Washington do between now and election day that will change anything in the rest of the world, much less in America? I mean, President Trump could make some changes. He's the only one in Washington who's made any real differences. Granted, his changes have not only been for Americans, but also for other nations who are prospering now instead of rotting away under socialism. Ask Venezuelans whether Trump has helped their nation.

The United States of America is a pretty good country, don't you think? We're free to do whatever we want to do as long as we don't murder someone, in most cases. In other nations, people just shoot to kill. We should cancel politics until January. That will give us a nice stretch of peace from all the damage politics has done this year.

President Trump promised to give every family $5,000 if we elected Republicans to Congress. That's not a bad deal. Republicans are already the majority. Don't mess it up.

Democrats just promised the same old things. Lower gas prices and food prices, more money to help with costs of daily living including 100% of healthcare costs. All that stuff is good, but frankly they've never given us enough to make that much difference. Still, they're looking out for all the people, not just the rich ones.

Let's pledge to enjoy October without any arguing over politics. We could spend more time with family and friends. You know, we could catch up, find out who needs a little help, who's been going through some rough times. That would be a perfect time to plan for Thanksgiving and gift giving the last two months of the year.